The Best of The MTV VMAs

No, I didn't watch them. I had to see the season finale of Ice Road Truckers. And then I had to go to bed. I don't even really know what time they were on. I am just guessing. But I love looking at the pictures from the big events and realizing how out of it (read uncool) I am. Here are some of the pictures that caught my eye.

Check out the gal with the golden nipples to the right of Christina.

I call this one toilet paper butt. Does it not look like she has toilet paper stuck in her outfit?

This guy looks like a cross between a horse jockey and something else. I can't figure out what.

Oh Pink. You look like you are wearing a circus tent. What is going on under your big top?

Whip it! Whip it good! Totally reminds me of Divo. What is up with the boots though? Open toe and open heal, but the rest of your foot is totally covered.

Elvira Mistress of the Dark with blonde hair.

Somebody for got to get dressed. And why did she let him out of the house? Why did he let her out of the house in the jungle inspired mumu?

This is Tokio Hotel from what I read. I haven't heard their music, I don't think. Is the lead singer a guy or a girl? I LOVE the guy on the right's shirt. The Best!